Saturday, December 8, 2007

I live in Las Vegas

The Secret Service posted a job opening on their government blog. A FBI Agent, Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms Agent and a Chicago Policeman applied and it came down to the test that would get them hired. The test proctor told the FBI agent to take this handgun and go into the next room and shoot whoever is in there. The FBI agent returned a second later and said are you nuts thats my wife I am not going to shoot her. He was told to enjoy his career with the FBI and that he was a good family man and the Secret Service could not use him. next the ATF agent was told to take the handgun and go into the room and shoot whoever he sees. A second later he returns and says that is the mother of my children and I love her I will never shoot her. He was told that he was a good family man and to enjoy his career with the ATF and that the Secret Service could not use him. Last, the Chicago policeman was told to go into the room and shoot whoever is in there. He went in and banging on the walls was heard, tables being slammed and screaming and grunts was heard and ten minutes had passed before he emerged and he said that some dummy had put blanks in the gun and that he had to strangle her.

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Stay Happy, Stay Healthy

Stress can make itself known, when there are varying degrees of emotional discomfort due to your surroundings, activity, events, responsibilities and tasks. This can lead to all kinds of health problems in the long run. To turn the tables on this enemy takes a concentrated effort on your behalf to remind yourself to be pleased with whatever God has given you. Count your blessings.
Being miserable is a habit, being happy is a habit and the choice is yours.
Change what you want to change, accept what you can't hope to change. Be stubbornly happy no matter what.
That's the key to unlock the door to all your future happiness.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Positive Mental Attitude part 2

This is the confirmation part of the positive mental attitude mind frame. The length of time it takes to accept this new line of thinking depends entirely on the individual. Everyone is different and that difference is what makes people unique.

My life and mind are now connected to a greater POWER than ever before, my new personal belief of (fill in your new positive belief) is growing, taking root and serving me now. I see it's power everywhere. I feel it filling old empty spaces. There is power or value in thoughts, feelings and beliefs.
This is now the law of my life and I live it in love, gratitude and humility. Thank-you I accept and so I BELIEVE and so I ACHIEVE and so IT IS.

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Positive Mental Attitude

The POWER I feel within me is the real me and is who and what I really am. I feel my newly inspired positive BELIEF growing and expanding. I hear it speaking through me now, stronger than ever before. I see new smiles reflected back to greet mine. I feel a wonderful new sense of joy, peace, confidence is mine. I command all other thoughts, feelings, emotions and beliefs to "Be Still!" I am in control of my own mind. I choose this new empowered path for my life. I receive, acknowledge, accept all of the wonderful rewards, demonstrations of my expanded BELIEF. I record them in my journal as demonstrations of the new me that they truly are. I feel a new sense of pride that humbles me as I know that I am now becoming who and what I've always wanted to be. I say , thank-you to myself and to all that have helped me on this new and magnificent path of understanding and accomplishment. And so I go and so I grow and so I am!

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

A real grant to Individuals

Referrer: Charles McClarty send e-mail or fax or mail copies to the Gift along with statement that you have read and agreed to the terms. Given in Freedom Trust, Gift Trustee Ltd, William A. Hull Business Center #210 Main Street, Charleston, Nevis West Indies: fax 869-469-0996, email : gift @caribsurf.com. remember you must get 3 other persons to activate account.THE GIVEN IN FREEDOM TRUST
Indenture Disclosure &
Beneficiary Authentication/Activation Contract
Specimen Contract No. 19990519
Recitals: The private Grantors of this Trust are known by GIFT Trustee, Ltd., (Hereinafter referred to as "the Trustee") to be financially capable and to derive their funds from non-criminal activities and sources. The Grantors hereby enter into this contract, having established Given In Freedom Trust, (hereinafter referred to as "'the Trust"), the financial services for which shall be provided by deposit-insured banks, and the administrative/ trustee services for which shall be provided by the Trustee. The undersigned entity, whether private person, partnership, association, corporation or other business entity type, trust, or organization (hereinafter referred to as "Beneficiary" or "it") is a Beneficiary of the Trust. The Trustee shall administer the Trust
for the benefit of the Trust's Beneficiaries, as follows:
I. Initial Contribution and Creation of Accounting System: The Grantors have gifted to the general Corpus of the Trust an initial amount sufficient so that individuals who activate an account will have an initial Corpus Account balance of Three ($3.00 USD) United States Dollars. Further, the Grantors have authorized the Trustee to create a system of sub-accounting within the Trust so that any subsequent contributions may be made to increase the Corpus value are segregated for each individual Beneficiary of the Corpus of the Trust in general.
2. Additional Contributions to Corpus: The Grantors will from time to time gift, as a Beneficiary directly or indirectly refers another Beneficiary to the Trust, the additional sum of $0.333 to the segregated Corpus Account of the directly or indirectly referring Beneficiary, up to a maximum gift of Two Hundred Sixty-Five Thousand four Hundred Fifty-Four and 28/100 ($265,454.28 USD) United States Dollars per participant.
3. Irrevocable Designation of Beneficiary/Beneficiaries: The Grantors hereby irrevocably designate the undersigned as a Beneficiary of the Trust. Each Beneficiary may name any Contingent or Successor Beneficiary / Beneficiaries at any time.
4. No Alterations by Grantors or by the Trustee: Once a Beneficiary has been named by the Grantors, the Grantors hereby pledge not to change their designation of that Beneficiary, nor alter the rights of a Beneficiary to further name Contingent or Successor Beneficiary/ Beneficiaries. Further, the Trustee may not alter any designation of Beneficiary/ Beneficiaries, nor any other term of this Trust's indenture.
5. Alterations Power of Trustee, if Requested by a Beneficiary: Any Beneficiary of the Trust may submit a Letter of Wishes that the Trustee terminate, transfer, withhold, pay to another or otherwise alter that Beneficiary's distributions or potential distributions under the Trust. Such a Letter of Wishes has no force and effect until received and approved by the Trustee.
6. Third Party Actions Against a Beneficiary: The Trustee has been placed under specific contract not to allow a Beneficiary's status under the Trust (and potential distributions of earnings from the Corpus of the Trust) to be made subject to attachment, garnishment, levy, lien, or judgment, liquidation to satisfy any or all creditors of the Beneficiary in the event of insolvency of the Beneficiary or the Beneficiary's authorized agent(s), or other third-party action(s) against a Beneficiary or a Beneficiary's authorized agent(s). The Trustee and the Banks hereby irrevocably agree to the general and specific contract terms of this paragraph.
7. Trust Administration: The Trustee is hereby charged with the prudent administration of the Trust, investing the Corpus in financial products and services guaranteed by the qualified, financially-stable banks, and additionally, if necessary, underwritten by the Grantors, so as to produce and provide earnings to the Trust which shall be available to Beneficiaries as provided herein.
8. Guaranteed Rate of Trust Earnings: Earnings to be distributed to Beneficiaries shall be as such established by the Trustee in contract with the participating banks from time to time as applying to all such segregated trust accounts.
9. Distribution from Trust Corpus: The Trustee shall not allow distributions to the Beneficiary to be deducted from the Corpus of the Trust, but shall operate the Trust as a perpetual "spendthrift" trust, maintaining and compounding Corpus balances, but making distributions of Trust earnings to Beneficiaries as provided herein.
10. Tax Reporting: The Trustee and the banks are under requirement of law not to report to any governmental or private third-parties those distributions of Trust earnings which are made to individual Beneficiaries of the Trust. It is the responsibility of each Beneficiary to determine what, if any, tax reporting requirements are applicable to the Beneficiary upon commencement receipt of distributions from the Trust's earnings.
11. Governance of this Contract: It is understood and agreed by all parties hereto that:
(a) The site of this Contract is the Island of Nevis, West Indies, and that this Contract shall be interpreted and governed according to the (English) Common Law of Contracts;
(b) Any dispute, which the parties cannot resolve among themselves, shall be
put to binding arbitration in which each disputing party may appoint, at its own expense, an advocate. The advocates, in turn, shall come to an agreement as to a suitable arbitrator. If the advocates cannot agree on a single arbitrator, then each advocate may appoint an arbitrator and the arbitrators so appointed shall then constitute a panel of Arbitrators. So that the number on the Panel of Arbitrators may be odd, the Panel of Arbitrators has the obligation to elect an additional arbitrator to the panel, if necessary. The site of an arbitration shall be Nevis, West Indies, or by telephone conference, or otherwise, as may be agreed by the advocates and the arbitrators. The responsibility for the costs of telephone conference arbitration, any travel, lodging and per diem expenses, advocate fees, arbitrator fees and expenses shall be as determined in the arbitration.
12. Successor Beneficiaries: If the above-named Beneficiary should die or cease to exist, the party /parties named on the Contract Activation Form are to be the Successor Beneficiary/Beneficiaries of the segregated Corpus Account of the Trust. If more than one party is listed, then the first party is to be the one with the right to submit Letters of Wishes to the Trustee on behalf of all parties.
NOTE: To activate a segregated Corpus Account (and a Cash Available Account) with the Given In Freedom Trust, you must complete the "Contract Activation Form", acknowledging that you have read, understood, and agreed to all of the terms and conditions in this "Contract Specimen No. 19990519".

Thursday, April 12, 2007

business survey

If I say it they can doubt me. If they say it, then its true.

On billiondollarwave.com, it has video e-mail as the next big money making explosion. If anyone sees this blog, please leave a comment as to whether it could be true or is one of many ideas on the marketing scene. Also leave a comment as to what is profitable on the internet.

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Champions Creed

I am not judged by the number of times I fail, only by the number of times I succeed. The number of times that I succeed, is in direct proportion to the number of times that I can fail and keep on trying.

The Five Attitudes Toward Rejection
1. I never see failure as failure, only as a learning experience.
2. I never see failure as failure, only as the negative feedback I need to change course in my direction.
3. I never see failure as failure, only as the opportunity to develop my sense of humor.
4. I never see failure as failure, only as an opportunity to practice my techniques and perfect my performance.
5. I never see failure as failure, only as a game that I must play to win.